The laws of MG

"1. The Inverse Law of TLW. This law states that what ever TLW says is automatically reflected back upon him, and turned against him. The only exception is when a staff member agrees with TLW, in which case invoke Law of MG #2.
2. The Staff Members are Gods. This law is self-explanatory, and has no exceptions.
Addendum A: This is to clarify which Gods the Staff members of MG are. Neo is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, DL is (naturally) Shogōki, I am Morgoth, Kovu is any number of nature Gods, Erior is Mendel, and Doc is Darwin.
3. The Never Give DL an Opportunity Law. He will take it, and use it against you. Due to law #2, this law has no exceptions."

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