The DANGER of celebrating Halloween

Everyone survive ok? I've just been informed that halloween is in fact rather dangerous.

See, the root of the word Halloween is 'hallowed day' (who'd of thunk it), but this means that it's a day set apart for service. But then,"whose service is it set apart for? The answer to that question is very easy—Lucifer's!"

Now, you've gotta be careful with this Lucifer character as "everything God has, the devil has a counterfeit [of]"

Even a holy day. Pagan tree festival = Pagan death festival! It all makes sense now!

Of course, it's not just the devil you've gotta watch out for. They've got an entire trinity as well. On the streets last night, did anybody see "the Luciferian Spirit (the false father); the Antichrist Spirit (the false holy spirit); and the Spirit of Belial (the false son)[?]"

No? You thought you escaped, didn't you? But the devil reaches far and wide. That chocolate bar in your hand; that "has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

See, they got you after all. The only possible escape is to "not buy candy during the Halloween season." A month without candy or ETERNAL DAMNATION!
Your choice.

Not only candy, but "Demons are loosed...when nice church folk lay out their pumpkins on the church lawn" as the "bringing [eath's] fruits, nuts and herbs" are "acts of [devil] worship."

Chocolate, pumkins and an unholy trinity. See how dangerous this is. I am sorry for not warning you earlier, you could've been killed....or worse....much worse

Soooo much worse. There are a variety of activities occurring during Halloween, each more terrible than the last. Did any of you fall victim to/participate in (:P):
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• Sex with demons
• Orgies between animals and humans
• Animal and human sacrifices
• Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
• Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
• Revel nights
• Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
• Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant."

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Afraid yet? Well you shouldn't be. Come join me and "utterly destroy the deeds of this season"

"If you or your family members have opened the door to any curses that are released during the demonic fall festivals, renounce them and repent. I already have. Then declare with me: "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord!""



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I cannot take responsibility for any brain implosions incurred by reading this
(PS. The comments are very amusing)