My first time

Here follows the account of my first physical threat I've ever had, ever! I feel so special

(FYI Peter = the forum admin)

Fleshie:

Laugh all you like - you live in your own little fantasy world where you are the self-important king. I live in the real world where I DO have a respectable amount of authority. Do please let me know if ever you should visit Eastern Canada. You can willingly step onto MY dojo floor where I will break your nose, peter (the word peter also means PENIS here in North America) and then give you a swift kick in your arse when you fall down. Just because you deserve it so very very much.

That's the mental image that gives me loads of amusement. Simply because I know it will happen so very fast. To you, penis. I mean, peter.

Me:

Oh, penis jokes now?

You can almost smell the intellect.

...

Smells like fish

Fleshie:

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You're invited too, smartass. See that right fist? It's hungry for making smug little self-satisfied grins vanish very quick.

Me:

Funditard 101: Threats constitute valid logical sentances

Fleshie:

Care to test that, wiseass?I've been playing with my wavemaster a lot more recently
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Me:

When I first saw that I thought it might be an anal intruder.

Given that this is fleshie, I still think it might be

It explains a lot