Look what I can do

Boredom during english resulted in the rediscovery of googlefights.

Here are some of my favourite results:

1 Good thing Vs Another
(Clearly everyone on the internet already has a girlfriend. Or the internet)

1 Magic man Vs Another
(I think we should have some sort of spin-off in which they duel)

1 Bad thing Vs Another
(at least you can run away from babies. But an STD will follow you)

1 Good friend Vs Another
(google is the only way to place a value on this much awesome)

Desire Vs Mercy
(I guess I will obey the google. Irritatingly)

1 Awesome guy Vs 1 not so Awesome guy
(guess which one is which)

Racism Vs MOAR Racism
(BOO! Terrified of me yet? No!? How about now?)