Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Writing a dictionary

3 hours in a car does this to you. Writing your own dictionary.

Respect: An alteration in behaviour or attitude towards an individual or object to demonstrate appreciation of sacrifices undertaken by the individual or object.

Ethics: arbitrary standards of right and wrong which are treated as though they are not.

Love: a hormonal imbalance stemming from and resulting in extreme infatuation with another individual. Other effects can include impaired cognitive abilities and general elation*

Worship: Willing slavery and exultation under the pretence that the individual being worshipped has done something to earn the participants respect

Cathedrals: Pretty but ultimately futile. Reminders of humanities creativity, even in delusion.

Circumcision: GBH

*FYI this is not a bad thing

1 comment:

  1. Your definitin of love pretty much says it all regarding how out of touch you are with reality.

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